i wanna be cool and wear jeans and a shirt but i wanna wear GREAT BIG VICTORIAN DRESSES AND CURL MY HAIR but i wanna wear a 50s poodle skirt with a beehive but i wanna wear a ballgown but i wanna wear a WEDDING DRESS ALL THE TIME but i wanna dress up like a dragon but i wanna wear hogwarts robes but i wanna wear shorts and a plaid top you get me
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i-do-it-for-the-lesbians answered:
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"
if this gets to 200k I will make “tiffany you useless lesbian” tshirts 😂
And in that moment, we were all Tiffany
where’s my shirt
Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her stupid. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer.
Track preview 1/23 of the Sherlock Series 3 Soundtrack.
Listen to this and all other 22 previews of the Sherlock Series 3 Soundtrack here.
EDIT: Forgot the download link.
MY JAW IS DROPPED
OH I AM SOOO READY FOR SERIES 3 NOW
Step 1: Make her laugh.
Step 2: Make her moan.
Step 3: Buy her food
Step 4: Fuck her hard
Step 5: trEAT her right
Step 6: Make her cum first
Step 7: Play with her hair until she falls asleep
Step 8: Text her back fast
Step 9: respect her
Step 10: make her feel special
Step 11: don’t lie to her
Step 12: Love her with all of your heart
Step 13: kiss her forehead
Step 14: hug her
Step 15 : stay.
Wow the last one hit home
THIS!!!!!!
Since 2018 was so shitty… let’s make 2019 infinitely better. No judgment, hate, or fear. Let’s focus on ourselves and do what it takes to be better and feel better about who we are and what it is we do. Let’s encourage others the same way we encourage ourselves. Let’s kill 2019 with some POSITIVITY. You feel? I do. If I need to meditate then so be it. If I need to cut out toxic friends so be it. If I need to exercise more then let’s do it. If someone genuinely admires Kim Kardashian let them. If someone needs to watch shitty reality TV as a way to unwind and practice self care let them. If someone needs to call their parents everyday let them. We’re here for those who do what it takes to make themselves better.
Let’s make 2019 the year of self love and health. I believe in you! I believe in everyone. I believe in myself. Now you say it “I believe in myself. I can do this. I will not be gripped with fear I grip fear by the throat and throw it aside. I will do what it takes to prioritize myself because I believe in myself.”
2019. It’s our year. Let’s make the best of it.
thesoftestpunk
swiftwidget
Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind
op do you accept constructive criticism
choose your next words carefully, dear sushi
m i n t s u c k
